Showing posts with label Booze. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Booze. Show all posts

Sunday, February 10, 2013

Dude! You have a problem!


Erm ... Kitteh play? 








Your level of drunkeness is ...


  • Tomorrow's humiliation 
  • Making ME look good 
  • All too frequent 
  • Matched only by your smell ...

It's noticeable because you're ...

  • Humping the furniture
  • Peeing in my cactus plants
  • Sweating beer
  • Eww - NAKED! ...

You might want to consider ...


  • A new drink - like water
  • Medication 
  • A liver transplant
  • Passing out ...

Tomorrow you're TOTALLY gonna feel like ...


  • Going to church
  • Witness protection
  • Checking yourself in
  • Decapitation.


Blech!

Thursday, January 31, 2013

No Longer Just For Breakfast


Finishing off the last bottle of liquid courage.